Arrivederci, Mario!

Pfft. Girl, please.

If there's one thing we can't stand in fashion, it's literalism. It's one thing to use fashion to evoke, say...violence or murder or envy. It's quite another to literally make the model look like a murder victim. It's pedantic and demonstrates a lack of imagination or interpretive skills.

Looks like they ran down to the 99-cent "Beauty Store" on the corner and bought that clip-on. Or maybe they got it from a Halloween shop. It does sort of have an "Elvira" vibe to it. Were there any fags doing the styling at all? Because that's not even close to her hair color and no self-respecting hairmo would ever let that happen.

Oh, honey. A word of advice: we watched this with a gaggle of gays and every one of us groaned and "No she didn't" 'd at this one.

Mario dear, once you lose the gays, it's all over.

And we can't help noticing you have a prepubescent fascination with giving the finger. Although you do clean up nicely, we have to say, even if you kinda look like The Little Drummer Boy.

[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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Super Mario

Oh, please.

It's certainly not ugly, but for crying out loud, Wendy put more work into her Candy Hooker outfit than Mario did for this thing.

Certainly, there's no rule that says fashion has to be complicated but we would think a design competition would frown upon simply tying a garment together on a model. Did he do any sewing at all? Or even any cutting, for that matter?

Call it a hunch, but we have a feeling this was the closest he'd been to a shower curtain in quite some time. We just want to get a napkin and blot him.


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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