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Showing posts with label Season 2 - Reunion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Season 2 - Reunion. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The ultimate Recap/Rethink




In scrutinizing Project Runway Season 2 at a level that just isn't healthy, we realized something that surprised us: we don't hate Santino.

Not that we ever really did. It's kind of hard to work up the necessary bile over a contestant in a reality show competition, but we basically always followed the accepted line that most viewers did: he was the Season 2 "villain," in large part because he was bombastic and obnoxious but mostly because he wasn't auf'd when Nick was, something many viewers considered the death knell for the show's respectability.

Except it hasn't worked out that way. After Season 3, the show's been riding on a wave of respectability higher than previous seasons. Despite the attempts by the viewership to portray him as an evil mustache-twirling villain, in the long run, all he was was good television.

Now, put down the pitchforks, girls. We're not excusing bad behavior and Santino said things that were simply indefensible. We have not a shred of doubt that he was a major pain in the ass to deal with day in and day out.

On the other hand, this is a reality show. And like all reality shows, it lives or dies based on the "performances" of its "characters." Project Runway in particular among the genre has always been lauded for casting interesting, creative people, some of whom are intensely competitive (Wendy, Jeffrey), some of whom are crazy creatives (Jay, Austin), some of whom are ice cold professionals (Kara Saun, Emmett), some of whom are adorable little balls of fluff (Nick, Daniel V., Kayne) and some of whom are just...special (Lupe, Angela, Daniel Franco). All of these people are memorable for bringing their personalities to the table in full force, but no one did so more than and better than Santino.

For all the talk of his "villainy," Santino was, to us, hellaciously funny most of the time. Not just the much-lauded Tim Gunn impressions, but also the singing and dancing, the amazing ease he had in front of the camera, the eye-rolling and laughing on the runway, and best of all, the cagematches with the judges, Nina especially. Oh sure, we can all boo-hoo that he was "disrespectful" to them, but they're not royalty; they're just judges on a reality show. Clearly, the judges enjoyed the backing and forthing just as much as he did, despite Nina's stated fear that he was going to kill her.

Everyone always criticizes these shows for manufactured drama and we don't disagree. Not totally. When the drama is too heavy-handed or when it has the producers' fingerprints all over it, then we get annoyed. But simple drama arising out of strangers being forced to live and work together? Darlings, that's what reality TV is for. You might as well complain that there are too many horses in a western. Sit back and enjoy it, we say. If the show consisted of 44 minutes of designers quietly sewing, none of us would watch it. Well, almost none of us.

What we're trying to say in our roundabout not-enough-coffee way is, take away the drama of wondering who's going to be auf'd next and Santino comes off a lot better. Once you don't have a horse in the race, you notice just how funny and entertaining he can be. Again, we realize some of what he said was nasty but he admitted that he never really meant for any of it to be taken seriously. Certainly the argument could be made that he should take more responsibility for the things he says (and we agree), but it's hard to stay mad when so many of the things he said were some of the funniest and most memorable moments in the show's history.








[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]



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Monday, April 30, 2007

Shetangi v. Rachael: CAGEMATCH!!!!!!





"The thing was, I had a lousy model with a big ass who couldn't walk if you drew a straight line on the runway and tied her to it."


"Let's bring out Tarah and Rachael for some uncomfortable shifting in our seats!"


"Oh.

Shit."


"Heidi, I am at one with the universe and I figure, if Zulema wants to be a straight up bitch who makes shitty clothes, then that's what the universe intended."


"Yeah, and if you wanna be a no-walking, marshmallow butt bitch then I guess the universe wanted that too."


"It all worked out in the end. You made another shitty dress and got kicked off the show, and I got to work with Nick, the most adorable designer ever."


"Guilty!"


"Look! You sucked! You couldn't walk for shit, you have a big ass, and you had a lousy attitude. I did what I needed to to stay in the game."


"If you needed to get rid of me to stay in the game, why were you sent home the minute you got rid of me? Looks to me like I was what kept you in the game."


"Damn."
"That's a good point."
"Ouch."


"You said WHAT?" I don't think so, bitch. You got Nick's skinny ass booted pretty quickly didn't you? I saw that plant dress you wore. You looked like Tinkerbell's fat slutty older sister."


"I'm ... sorry you still carry such anger. It must be awful to be so untalented."


"Oh don't pull this 'zen model' bullshit with me. The only reason you stayed in as long as you did was because of ME. Nick took you because he had no choice. SAY IT!"


"Whatever, bitch. My ass just got its own agent and you're still stapling clothes together. Eat it."




[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]



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Thursday, April 26, 2007

LUPE!

She's back, y'all! Back and better than ever!



And really, REALLY drunk.

But first:

A Moment. With Tom & Lorenzo.

Can we just take this time to say that we really HATE the reunion episodes? Oh sure, back before we became the internationally reknowned Bravo reality show bloggers extraordinaire you've all come to know and possibly love, we LOVED them. But when you have to write about them? Nada. We've been staring at a blank screen for HOURS now, trying to come up with jokes. The problem? The reunion episode already IS a joke. It's an hour when the show makes fun of itself - and usually does a damn good job of it.

Look at Lupe, for instance. Last night, we had a whole post planned about making fun of her drunken rant, but really, what could we possibly add to that? It was comedy GOLD the second she opened her mouth.


It didn't help that S2's reunion was the dullest of all of them. At least in S1 you had Vanessa's drunken rage and the dogpile on Wendy to save her soul. In S3, you had Vincent's insanity plus the deliciously high-school moment between Angela and Jeffrey. Granted, almost everyone in the cast was pregnant, so there was less drunkenness, but somehow the personality clashes and manufactured drama made for fun blogging.

With this one, all you got was Lupe-ness and everyone else whining about how mean Santino was. El Yawno Grande.

But kittens, we are COMMITTED (or we should be), so let's see what we can do, shall we?


"Mmmmarla has her aesthetic and nobody can dulpi-- duplita-- No one can copy it. I have my aesthetic and no one can duplicitate it either because my aesthetic is unduplicitativable. See? Because like Mmmmmarla is wearing something that makes her look like she was attacked by a shark and I look like a nun on her day off? See? Un-dup-lic-it-a-tiv-able-ness."

"Holy shit on a stick, girl."


"Also, because Johnny Cash and because nobody would never know unless they personally respond to me would know what my personal response is because they have not personally responded to me, and sometimes the moon makes me cry and sometimes I laugh so hard I get a little wet spot and Arion? On national television? If you're looking for a hot time with a crazy chick, call me, because you fucking ROCK.*"


"HAHAHA! You all think I'm bad? That bitch is crazy!"

*Play at home! Guess which parts of Lupe's rant were made up and guess which parts she actually said! Fun for the whole family!



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]



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