Diane Von Furstenberg Resort 2008 Collection

Darlings, we're back from our little vacation and we are tanned and well-rested. In a couple days we'll have some pics up from our weekend because, like so many things in our lives, it's PR-related. But first, we still have one more collection to rip: La Furstenberg's.


Cute. Everyone's doing that black/white thing and we have to say, it's already getting a little old.

Beautiful print on the left, kinda ugly one on the right.

The bikini and coverup are sassy but WHAT is that thing on the left?

We likee. We especially like the mustard yellow with the almost lilac gray.

Cute. Basic. Don't really like the silhouette on the right, though.

Yeah, still not liking it.

Like the dresses, hate the shoes.

Stand up straight, bitches!

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Zac Posen Resort 2008 Collection

Black is white! Up is down! We don't normally like Zac Posen's stuff, but this collection is pretty freaking fabulous. We're not going to offer comments on every single outfit because there's only so many times you want to read "Cute!" "Pretty!" and "Fresh!" Suffice to say that even though Zac was working in the same black, white and neutrals with occasional splashes of color that everyone seems to be working in this season, he managed to make pretty, up-to-the-minute, and striking clothing. Although to be honest, we could have done without all the berets.

What do you gals think?













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Vera Wang Resort 2008 Collection

Darlings, it's time to look at Vera Wang's Resort collection, but we strongly urge you to ingest a handful of anti-depressants before viewing.

These are both pretty cute, actually. Those muted neutrals are definitely in this season even if we think they're a little drab.

Those shoes are horrible.

Ugh. The very definition of drab - and we hate the lines on the one on the right. Highly unflattering.

Vera darling, there's no need to be afraid of using a print now and then. These are okay, but still boring.

Less for a cruise and more for a political refugee just getting off the boat.

Save us from the metallics. But hey, at least these have a little life to them. We especially like the one on the right.

That yellow and white combo seems to be big this season but we never really liked that combination. The one on the right? Spinster chic.

Okay, we like the one on the left, if only for the use of color. The one on the right? Feh. It's alright.

Is Vera going through a depression or something? That one on the left is like a rainy day in clothing form. The one on the right is just plain ugly.

These are both pretty cute, although we don't like all the weird unflattering pleating on the one on the left and we're still not crazy about that yellow and white combo.

Cute, but still depressing.

The left: nice. The right: fug.

Fug. Fug.

Vera, kitten! Have a cocktail or something!

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