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Showing posts with label Project Runway Season 1 Reunion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Project Runway Season 1 Reunion. Show all posts

Friday, January 12, 2007

*Le Sigh*

For once, we were in total agreement with Mario: What a hot bitch.



Tim darling, we marvel at how you make clothes look good. Tom can't stand turtlenecks on men because he thinks they tend to desexualize them (Lorenzo isn't quite so judgmental) but darling, somehow you make them look devastatingly hot.


Sexual Harrassment, pure and simple. Tim, you don't have to take this. We know a lawyer.

GodDAMN, he looks hot there.

What we loved about this episode was that it was really the first time that Project Runway acknowledged Tim's obvious star power and he was adorably flustered by it.

And speaking of star power, Mo Ryan of the Chicago Tribune reports that Tim is getting his own series on Bravo called "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style." How flippin' FABULOUS! Kudos, Tim. To use your word, we are "thrilled" to see you gain even further recognition - and to see you away from the claws of that Teutonic hussy.


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Blood on the Runway




Clutch the pearls, girls! The drama was delicious in this one, wasn't it? We kept switching sides in all the arguments because in the end, they all looked like a bunch of cranky toddlers past their nap times. Except Vanessa. She just looked loaded.

Sure, she embarrassed herself, but good lord, the high-falutin' judging going on! If we may be permitted to paraphrase the immortal words of the Duchess, "Lighten up, Bitches. It's just reality TV."

"You know Vanessa, I read this interview where you said some really mean and hurtful things ..."


"Oh here we go."


Nora: Look, you signed up for it, you drunken bitch. Man up."
Robert: Women. What can you do? They're like sports cars."
Mario: "Oh man, that shit's kicking in. Keep your hands inside the car!"


"I agree with - excuse me but Kara Saun is speaking - I agree with Jay and Nora. Bottom line, it's all about your soul. As a costume designer, I, Kara Saun, have known disappointment, but I still have a soul. Me. Kara Saun."


"Totally."


Vanessa: You people are lame. Is there another bottle open?"
Wendy: "This is part of my 'stare straight ahead' strategy. I am a Cobra of fashion."


"Her hair is so pretty."


"You know what? I don't need this bloody bullshit! I NEED ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE, FUCKERS!"


"I, Kara Saun, am embarrassed to be in the same room with you."


"That's it! I'm going somewhere where I WON'T BE JUDGED! AND THEY SERVE WINE! AND I HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF GETTING BLOODY LAID!!!! So, FUCK OFF!!"


"HA! Our ratings are gonna go through the roof! Eat my shit, Gisele!"



[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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Misty, Water-Colored Memories






"*sigh* Things were simpler then, weren't they? No one knew I was a sociopath and I could still use that to my advantage. Ah well. All good things....

Speaking of good things, The GayBoys will be on the couch tonight watching Episode 11 and it's the reunion episode. The one where someone else actually came off more unhinged than I am. Good times.

*sigh*"


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]